Examples of politically correct humor.

Question

Please share your P.C. jokes with me.

Here are some examples.

An irishman and a rabbi walk into a bar. They drink in moderation, have a pleasant evening, and leave a generous tip.

How many Jewish people can you fit into a Volkswagen?

German sedan are well engineered and can seat four people comfortably.

Did you hear about the polish carpenter?

He provides fine craftsmanship at competitive prices.

Answer 1

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Answer 2

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Answer 3

DId you hear about the politicians?

They are politically incompetent.