Excuse to get out of football practice?? being sick?

Question

ok so i had lifting n **** tues-thurs and i skiped all of them to hang out with my girlfriend. what kind of sickness can last for like 5 days maybe that can get me out of football n **** when my coach asks me?

Answer 1

Athletes foot. It can **** up the whole team.

Answer 2

scurvy

Answer 3

Chicken Pox

Answer 4

you need to decide whether you want to play football or not and stop s******g around ....

Answer 5

Treat either the girl or the game half-way, and you may lose both!  

I had girls, job, football and school.  Each got their allotted amount of my free time, and all understood.  Women like a man whose got it going on in his life.  Be a multi-tasker.  A "Doer", not a "Watcher".

Coaches have heard every lie ever told about why practice was missed.  Be a man and tell him up front that you made a mistake in your priorities, and you intend to correct this immediately.

Get his respect...not his suspicions.