Exlax won't let me p**p!!!?

Question

ok well i javn't pooped in a week so my mom gave me exlax and after 15 hours i still didn't cramp up or p**p so i checked the box and it sadi it had expired in 2006! it has now ben almost 24 hours and yet i still cn't p**p and i'm in so much pain but my parents won't do anything about it and are telling me to wait! if i wait any longer i might explode! what do i do?

Answer 1

Start drinking lots and lots of water. Take a walk around the block. You might want to drink some apple juice. Start eating things that are high in fiber. You don't want to take laxatives because your body can become dependent on p**p aids like enemas, and stool softeners. Within the next couple of days if you still haven't pooped go to the doctor.  

Answer 2

WOW. I feel for you. I would take a laxative

Answer 3

You have to see a doctor. You've already been backed up for a week, and now you've taken faulty meds? Jesus, lady, please go to the ER! Seriously bad things can happen once you've been backed up for a while, especially if you have been eating during. If you have, go to the ER *now*. If you've been fasting however, which is the body's normal response to such things, you're ok and just need a regular doctor's appointment and some UP TO DATE laxatives lol :\

Answer 4

Don't take another laxative. Instead, pick up a bottle of Gatorade and a Fleet e***a. The e***a will completely empty your bowels. Only use it once. After you have emptied your bowels, sip on the Gatorade the rest of the day.

If after that you are still constipated, you'll need to see a doctor.

As well, until you have passed stool you need to cut out dairy products and caffeine.

And your parents shouldn't ignore that you have not passed stool in a week.