Explanation first then the joke?

Question

i was watching Dickinson's real deal and mike melody was making an

offer on an old puter ink well and said he liked ugly things; now i like

mike melody but i couldnt resist making a joke about it so....

"Mike melody" said to a prospective seller i would like to make you an offer for this ink-well because i like ugly things and the seller says,

is that why you have got a warehouse full of mirrors. sorry mike.

Answer 1

sad try and get out more

Answer 2

I dunno what's wrong with those people, I think your joke is mucho funny!!!

Thanks for the laugh,

A

Answer 3

valiant effort and a * 4 u :)  

Answer 4

lol

Answer 5

It's really not funny if you are

so sad you watch this dross !.

Re-runs of 'Antiques roadshow'

are now playing on a tv near you !.

Answer 6

don't you think the king of saudi arabia looks like he dipped his goatee in an ink well ?the blokes in his eighties for f*cks sake ! not a grey hair in site !

Answer 7

lol love it

Answer 8

lol thats a good one :P

Answer 9

A joke about ink wells.....very topical.  When was the last time anybody used an ink well?  The 1940's?

Hey jokester, if you want to be funny, get used to hecklers.  It's part of the comedy process.