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Extreme pressure..............

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A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for s*x. Naturally, she agrees, and they

make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?".

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die.".

She says, "Of course, Dear." They make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...".

At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!".

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  1. u suck ***


  2. Lol

  3. really amusing.....

  4. An old one, but still good.

  5. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Story of my life

  6. LOLOLOLOL!!!!

  7. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha im guessing she's not a morning person

  8. So, my response is why did he not simply make the first one last the full twenty-four hours? I think I could have added another six hours with the proper incentive.

  9. hillariouous

  10. HAHA LOL I  LIKE THIS 1

  11. Surely funny.

  12. FUNNY

  13. thats funny lol

  14. Dear Taknev, an excellent one. From where do you get such stuff?

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