FAT And UGLY....(Joke)?

Question

Fat and Ugly

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's d*m* near perfect."

He never heard the shot....

Answer 1

ahah thats funny

Answer 2

well well at least it a compliment right?

Answer 3

i dont get it

Answer 4

LOL. ROFL. Dude, you just made my day.

Answer 5

lmao thats definitely the joke of the day!

BE PROUD! :)

xx

Answer 6

lol

ok

haha

lool

Answer 7

Lol! Good One if you came up with that your really funny..

Answer 8

good joke

Answer 9

cute joke

Answer 10

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...

Answer 11

hahahaha love it Hancock. more please, I could do with a laugh.

Answer 12

Ehh...not really that funny.

Answer 13

girl power!

Answer 14

dont really get that

Answer 15

Outstanding and down to earth true.....good one....a star

Answer 16

hahaha that was awesome thanks!

Answer 17

ahaha(: nice one. i like it<3

Answer 18

heh heh

Answer 19

That will teach him.

Answer 20

hahaha thats funny >-<