FFA Crazy story?

Question

Hey i am in the FFA!!! Yes! So one day i was driving my Dodge and i pulling up to a light and i was next to Ford F-150! I said hey let have a REDNECK contest!!!!!!!!!!!! YE hawWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... So first we had a cow tipping contest. I had the upper hand, i cow judge at the state fair so i kno which one to push over to win. One point for me. Next contest was mudding contest. I had to let him know DOdge is the **** and Ford stood for Fix. Or Rebuilt Dodge!!!!!!!! SO i won the mudding contest. Now there was one more contest i didn't kno what to do for it. So i got an idea, i said i have an idea. Wher you ever in the FFA. He said"Yes!!"( i got him!!) This is for your truck! He said what you are crazy, i said yes sir i am crazy!!!!!!!! After 2mins. he agrees. The contest is who can say most of the "FFA CREED!!!" My boy was a true read neck because i didn't kno if it was the sun or he was turning red. He looked and me and said i have no clue!! An that day i got me a Ford!!(Fix Or Rebuilt Dodge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) What do u think i am an *** or I Love The FFA?

Answer 1

you are a proud proud man

Answer 2

i think you are an idiot

Answer 3

Well, Hank H, I don't think that you are stupid, just very inconsiderate, and probably very immature. I am sure that you are not what the FFA wants for a poster boy. Cow tipping is cruelty to animals, not something a good farmer would do. It is a real shame that what you got out of the experience of cattle judging at the State Fair is knowing which cows you could tip over. I am sure that your parents and your FFA advisor are very proud. I am guessing that this will likely be your last trip to the fair as a representative of your FFA program and your school. Every year farmers in my area pose rewards of up to $1000 for individuals that are identified as the ones who are tearing up their fields by what you call "mudding". It is very harmful to the fields and the farmers who plant there. Again you are a real gem as an example of who the FFA would like representing it. As for the FFA Creed, you have obviously memorised the words very well, but have no knowledge of what the words mean. Maybe you should read the words over carefully and think about what they really mean, because they obviously don't mean anything to you. And, NO you do not love the FFA or you wouldn't be dragging its name through the mud. You are representing the FFA by your actions. Is this really the way you want your FFA to look to the public. I think that in your heart you would have to answer, "No". Your FFA story is not a funny one, it is a sad one.

Answer 4

Well that's a pretty good story, i think you love the FFA.  I was in FFA in highschool and have good memories :)

Answer 5

Ok that was a lot to digest! I was also a future farmer, however I don't think I could still recite the creed. how bout next time you run into a situation like that you challenge him to cow pie bingo!

Answer 6

FFA rocks and yes you are kind of an idiot and by cows i suppose you mean dairy cattle or livestock. I judged land myself and went to nationals in Parli-pro. It was fun. And Fords are alot better than Dodges. Oh and since you don't like Fords I would be more than happy to take it off your hands.

Answer 7

john started way too old.  He probably sleeps in his coffin.  Hey, have a little fun.  Help the cows up after tippin, though.  One of my favorite memories of FFA was playing catch with a charged condensor.  Yeeeooww.