FOR TEN POINTS, can you come up with the FUNNIEST FINISH to this scenario??

Question

FUNNIEST FINISH GETS TEN POINTS!!

i was jogging through the park the other day and stopped for a rest when a little old lady walked up to me, she was wearing a thong and Marilyn Manson T-shirt.

she had a wrench in one hand and a cigar in the other, she looked at me and said..........

Answer 1

Well no ten pts for me I can't think of anything that's real funny. The only thing I came up with was:

Here's looking at you kid.....Remember Humphrey Bogart's Favorite Line. And then she beat the h**l outta him with the wrench.

Answer 2

oh there you are alfred....................

Answer 3

Hi guy, what are you seeing,do you want cigar,carry on.

Answer 4

Turn around let me show you how is done, I will give you the best work out you have ever had.

Answer 5

excuse me do u have any nuts?

Answer 6

..puff or i'll hit yoU!

Answer 7

Sorry, son, I had to raid your wardrobe.  I got grease on my housecoat.   Oh, and the bridge club stopped by, so your humidor's a little on the low side.

Answer 8

I LOVE U SON,COULD U HAVE s*x WITH ME FOR $1000

Answer 9

got any blow?

Answer 10

My thong is caught up me bum could you do the honours, xx

Answer 11

dad?

is that you?

Answer 12

could you please hold the cigar ?

Answer 13

MARILYN...........is that you?

Answer 14

hi..what yah think with this wardrobe..

Answer 15

She points at the Marilyn Manson tea shirt and says '' That was me 50 years ago''

Answer 16

"Mornin' hotstuff, I'll give you this wrench if you point me in the direction of the White House."

Answer 17

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she had a wrench in one hand and a cigar in the other, she looked at me and said..........THE END  0_o

Answer 18

hey boy.....your zipper is open........

Answer 19

''so you thought you could just have s*x with me and run away eh?''

Answer 20

Better drop those pants, son. I need to tighten those nuts.

Answer 21

hi son