After recalling this episode from memory and not being able to remember what season it was from, I found it in my DVDs. Question at the end.
Season 4, Episode11 (Disc 2) "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
Outline of episode: Chandler decides to have s*x with Cathy for the first time after being traumatized at how well Joey's "performed" with her (from what he hears through the walls). As he explains it "She didn't... agree with me as strongly as she did with Joey..."; he then asks Monica and Rachel for advice.
*Anything that isn't in (parentheses) is Monica continuing her 'guide' if you will. Straight from the show.
MONICA: Alright, I'm gonna show you something a lot of guys don't know... would you hand me that pad please? Alright. Now, everyone knows the basic errogenous zones. Ya got 1, 2, 3... 4, 5, 6, and 7. (Chandler: There are SEVEN?) (Chandler, was looking at the picture upside down; Rachel makes a comment about looking at a certain one upside down helps.) Okay, now most guys will hit... uh, 1, 2, 3 and then go to 7 and set-up camp. The important thing is to take your time, you want to hit 'em all. And you wanna mix 'em up. You gotta keep 'em on their toes. (Rachel's excited about toes.) Alright, you could start out with a little 1, a 2... a 1, 2, 3... a 3... 5... a 4... a 3, 2... 2... a 2, 4, 6... 2, 4, 6... 4.... 2, 2... 4, 7 (Rachel and Monica are getting into it)... 5, 7... 6, 7...7.... 7... 7, 7, 7, 7. 7-7-7... *leans back on couch with eyes shut, holding up "7" with her fingers*... There you are. (Everyone gets up -- Monica and Rachel go into their bedrooms, Chandler goes into their bathroom... for obvious reasons.)
Does anyone know what the numbers were specifically referring to? Besides being a woman's genetalia and all. I'm old enough to know about s*x (I think I may've asked my older sister about this episode once when I was probably 10) and to have it (18 in December). But this has always made me wonder what exactly it was that they were referring to. Haha. Anyone know, or want to take an educated guess in which each number is? And... what he's doing to them... Hah.
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