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FUN POLL: How do you think Sarah Palin's speech REALLY should have started last night?

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  1. "Hey Democrats...have you seen the size of my daughter's chest?  Tell me you wouldn't hit that"


  2. hello im sarah palin and i have no clue.

  3. now I know where Cowbell's jeans are !!!! Thanks Wonder

  4.   "I  wrestled John to see who would get top spot on the ticket, thanks to those POW guards, it was pretty easy to pin him down.. I welcome him as  my VP running mate"

  5. Hi, I'm Sarah Palin. WTF am I doing here?

  6. Like this:

    "Yes, it is true that I have 8 children named Kibble, Cornrow, 8-Track-Tape, Lavalamp, Hornblower, Diskette, Harddrive, and Fluorescent Lightbulb *pauses to count* ..... but that doesn't mean I can't skin an elk in under 30 seconds, now does it?  And we all know how freaking important that is!  Now let us join together and congratulate my youngest daughter, Fluorescent Lightbulb, since she is pregnant again with her 3rd child, and her soon-to-be husband, Wrangler.  I think that even though they are both only 14, they'll make wonderful parents."

    h**r-freaking-ray.

    *cries very hard*

  7. I know i'm white trash but...

    SteveC

  8. "Yeah I know my unmarried daughter is knocked up"  "But let me explain"

  9. I am Sarah Palin and let me show where Alaska is on a map as many of you dont know.  

  10. Ripping open here blouse and saying, "How do ya like THESE apples, Biden?"

  11. Yes, my daughter is easy, but its allowed, we are part eskimo.... and you know what they say about eskimos.

    Thank God the republican are sooo against handing out condoms in High School.

  12. Hello and good evening.  I'm Sarah Palin and your not.  Neither is Sen Biden but now he wishes he was.

    I know what you are all thinking, 'Thank God you are not Hillary!'

    <thunderous applause>

  13. With her taking her shirt off.

    She would get my vote!

  14. Wonder Cat makes me laugh sooo hard. **rolls on floor laughing**.

  15. well, i know i'm no 'hillary'...,  
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