FWD!!FWD!!Due to the floods in the south east,,?

Question

Due to the flood warnings the goverment has decided to evacuate all s**y people to higher grounds!!!!

-I'm sending this out to alert all my friends,,and to sadly say goodbye,,

and I hope that your @ss can swim...

Answer 1

Luckily, My sorry old @ss swims and floats quite well.  See ya when you get back.  Fortunately we are not in the flood path.