Facebook WAR?????????????????

Question

hahahha so my friend was over my house, and i was on face book. i left my page open and went to the bathroom... a couple days go by and my status says: Eric is Playing with him self.... i got so overwhelmed with excite because he just started a war... and he doesn't know that i know his password. give me some ideas on how i should get him back, lets keep it pg-13

Answer 1

add some advertisement. look some p***s growth hormone medicicne and post it on every of his friend's wall

Answer 2

Add the interested (I think it's called) application, then tell everyone on his friends list he likes them. maybe join some strange groups and invite people from them.