Kobe Facts
1 - Some kids p**s their name in the snow. Kobe can p**s his name into concrete
2 - Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Kobe can kill 100 percent of whatever the h**l he wants
3 - Kobe counted to infinity - twice
4 - Kobe once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands
5 - Kobe's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Kobe
6 - Kobe can speak braille
7 - Kobe's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
8 - Kobe was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds
9 - Kobe died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him
10 - Kobe puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
11 - Superman owns a pair of Kobe pajamas
12 - Kobe can slam revolving doors
13 - Kobe divides by zero
14 - Kobe's wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick @ss."
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