Fairy wing design competition?

Question

I am going on a hen night not long after I get a tattoo done which will go down the spine of my back. I had the ingenious idea of wearing fairy wings so that no one can knock it when I'm in a club. Only thing is that I will need the wings to be elavated from my back somehow so they won't touch the tattoo. Can anyone think of how this could be done.

Winner will recieve best answer points and the glory of being the best designer

Answer 1

Attach the wings to your shirt or make elastic loop to go around your arms like a sleeve. Good Luck ;)))