Fake being sick?

Question

How can i fake being sick? I REALLY dont feel like going to my cousains birthday party.

Should i try a laxative like epsom salt?

Answer 1

No, just look really tired, act like you have a stomach pain, tell your parents you threw up and you feel really tired and refuse to go!

Answer 2

Don't take a laxative.

You don't actually have to HAVE diarrhea-  just SAY you have diarrhea.  No one will want to discuss the details, trust me.

Answer 3

Just say your not feeling well you've got a migrane you wont need to do anything...

Answer 4

Get a blow dryer and put it on your head to make it seem like you have a high fever.

I guess that could work lol...

Answer 5

aww  if you dont feel like going dont go mm unless your forced to go . i wouldnt fake it because it just might happen hun.  lol good ans  GI!!! AND Vera E

Answer 6

Lord no!  Just act like you have a bad cold, or blame it on allergies to whatever pollen is blowing.

Answer 7

Stomach aches the easiest one cause no one can check.

Answer 8

make some fake vomit in the blender. all you have to do is dump whatever was dinner into it, and add vinegar, then put it in the sink or something, and tell who ever is taking you ya puked, and would WAY rather stay home then pass your germs to everyone at the party.  it's worked for me! good luck! or, and if you do something weird, like l**k your palms and then touch someone, it'll make your hands seem really clammy.  it may sound weird, but that sells it pretty well.

Answer 9

You're kidding right?  Just stay home and tell your "cousain" happy birthday from me.

Answer 10

You shouldn't go that far. It can mess you up. Instead, just put a sad face on, say your head hurts and say you feel cold. You could also just say your stomach feels upset.

Answer 11

you should pretend to have diarrea

Answer 12

Dont be such a party pooper and just go!

Answer 13

Just keep going to the bathroom. Just fake that you have diarrhea. Tell them your stomach hurts

Answer 14

yea you should do that

Answer 15

if you really dont like it then yes but if you dont want to put urself through all that pain then just try and stikk it for the few hours u have to be ther xD

Answer 16

Why fake being sick? If it were me i'd just tell whoever that I didn't want to go for whatever reason. Honesty is usually the best policy.

It may make people upset with you, However they will probably get over it in a couple days.

Answer 17

The most professional help one can gain here is to watch a master faker: "Ferris Beuller's Day Off." Your can rent it at BlockBuster.

Answer 18

eat a ton of food then make urself throw up and then show ur parents the proof of it and claim u have a really bad stomache ache used to always work for me just make sure they dont see u pigging out or u could try the laxative thing but do u wana be sittin on the toilet all night long just to get out of a bday party? that lasts what 2 maybe 3 hrs.

Answer 19

that would be really stupid theres some thing in life that yu have to put up wiv i can't belive youu would put urr body thru dis :(

Answer 20

no...... go to the party your going to get a very nice suprise when you get there..Don't ever take laxatives or eat epsom salt

Answer 21

Go and buy random tins of food and mash them up then put it on the floor or in the toilet and call your parents and tell you've been sick. put some baby powder on your face before you call your parents.

Ta Da, a sick personnn.

Dont try laxitives eek..

Answer 22

Certian illnesses will ALWAYS get you out of ANYTHING:

Explosive Diarrhea

Conjunctivitis

Answer 23

Just lay up in bed and say you have a headache, no need to make yourself really sick.

Start complaining about your head ache now, don't do it an hour before the party, that wont be believable

Answer 24

Heat the thermometer up by a light when no one is looking.

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