Fake crying?

Question

does anyone have tips to improve my fake crying? i can already make tears pour down my face, but i really want to perfect it. Please and thank you!

Answer 1

Oh thats easy, when you have the tears going down, think of a time you cried so hard that you it seemed that you were going to dye cause you could stop for air. Or a time that you cried so hard, or imagine someting that done to you or anybody, so what im trying to say is IMAGINE!! it really works, how do you think i get my sister in trouble ;P

Answer 2

keep a little jar of chopped up onion and right before you go on smell it really good

Answer 3

The best way is to think about a glorious time when you soared to new heights if that doesn't work think of something totally bad happening to you

                                     good luck!

Answer 4

With all due respect, you state you already have nailed it. WHAT  might be any possible definition for PERFECT in this case.

   Might you or anyone consider that CRYING as an "ACT" (not acting it as if) is a response generated, both externally and manifesting internally, and not always on CUE or even the same as tears flow or sadness is felt?

  Geez I can get wet eyes over seemingly silly, emotional issues, as I stated recently in seeing the movie Astronaut Farmer. Does that mean the emotion in a scene, touched me, in some context? Certainly. Does it relate to my cat dying, or Mom? Gads no.

   Again, no offense, but you really are way over thinking the issue.