Falsely Accused of Speeding by Local Police... plead not guilty... what should I do in court?

Question

I've never gotten a speeding ticket in my life and it just so happened that I was test-driving the car that I ended up buying with my two little sisters and the salesman in the car and I get pulled over my a very rude policemen and his sidekick.. It went from a 45 speed limit to 30 and I went from 42ish down to like 35ish... So he pulls me over says all the bologna about me going 57 in a 30 zone (no lie.. craziness) and then tells me he's going to give me a break and write me up for 47 in a 30... I'm not just saying this.. but I really was not going that fast.. It was the end of the month and I think that he was trying to make his quota.. but here's the kicker.. I've never been to court and I'm nervous about the whole thing. I have the squeakiest clean record ever... what should I say and/or do? Thanks for your advice!

Answer 1

this one time i got pulled over for speeding and the cop asked me if i was in a hurry? i said yeah, im late for work. he said must be a pretty important job to be speeding to get to. he asked me what i did for a living. so i told him, i work at the hospital,im a r****m strecher.he looked confused for a moment and asked what does a r****m strecher do!? i said "well its pretty self expainatory. i strech rectums out. i work in one finger at a time until i can get my hand in. then i work the other hand in and so on until its between 5-6 foot. he said jesus christ what do you do with a 6 foot a*****e!?!? i responded "you give it a badge and a radar gun!!!!

Answer 2

this is retarded...a lawyer can get you off any traffic ticket!!! it might cost a little bit more but it wont come close to the cost of the original ticket and it wont go on your driving record or effect your insurance!!! trust me, ive gotten dozens of speeding tickets and they were all dropped to non moving violations. they dont even know who they are clocking in heavy traffic but they still sling out speeding tickets like they know what their doing!!! cops are either the the high school bully or the nerdy kid who got picked on. either way cops suck d**k, every last one of em. id like to p**s on all their faces!!!