Family of NEDS, Glasgow - free to any home. Must collect tonight.?

Question

I have a family of Neddy neighbours (mum, dad, son {19 or 20}) which i am looking to get rid of.

Free to uplift/bundle into van etc.

Multiple uses. e.g. medical research, bio-weapon testing etc.

Excellent opportunity. Can also have their two dogs. One german shepherd and one mongrel.

Answer 1

get the all asbos best of luck  lol xx

Answer 2

Why not take them to the new NED REPROCESSING CENTRE at Dalsholm? The cooncil don't charge for this service & they can be turned into a variety of useful things like carpet underlay, insulation for your loft, pigfeed etc.....

Answer 3

I'm glad they're not my neighbours!!!!!

Answer 4

are they caked in gold? if so do I get the gold as well? I can take it down the pawn shop.

Answer 5

lol you would miss them if i took them so you can keep them thanks for the offer though.

Answer 6

Poor dogs, maybe the Social Services can put them in foster care.

Answer 7

lol Neddy neighbours?  Must be a Glaswegian expression.

Anyway... no thanks!

Answer 8

tell me what Neddy means and i might consider it because mine are a weird lot

Answer 9

I like all feral, rabbies infected scum they find their way home, I'd take them but they would just be back burning tyres in the garden after they twoked a car to get home.

Just supply them with some strong smack and hopefully nature will take it course and the will OD

Answer 10

Ah, that must be against their rights, surely? You can't possibly test bioweapons on poor wee dogs, can you?

Neds are fair game, though.

For those who don't know, neds are;

Chavs in England.

White trash in the US.

Answer 11

Great way of  getting rid of the neighbours, well thought of, hope you get someone to take them away for you.