Fantasy Babeball Puns for players?

Question

In my league people make their team names puns after their players, here are some examples.

David Wright-Wright On

Jorge Cantu- Hip hip Jorge

Chone Figgins- Ice Cream Chone

Corey Hart- Hart of a lyon

I need help with some, here are some people on my team

Ryan Doumit

James Loney

Dustin Pedroia

Miguel Cabrera

Michael Young

Grady Sizemore

Luke Scott

Conor Jackson

Jacoby Ellsbury

Joe Saunders

Aaron Cook

Joakim Soria

Zack Greinke

Rafael Betancourt

Carlos Mármol

Jonathan Broxton

Javier Vázquez

Jake Peavy

Justin Verlander

I thought it would be a fun thing to do...any help would be awesome!

Answer 1

Luke "I am your father" Scott

Grady "Super" Sizemore

Jacoby Ellsbury "Dough Boy"

Joakim "Sorry I struck you out" Soria

Jonathan "the Ox" Broxton

Carlos "the Arm" Marmol

Zack "dinky" Greinke

James "Mr." Loney or James "Ja-Lo" Loney

Conor "Co-Jack" Jackson

the other ones are tough....

Answer 2

I like Mark's supersizemore and doughboy. How about Can you gorge? silly!

Answer 3

Cabrera cobras

Answer 4

Ryan Doumit- Just Doum-it

James Loney- The Loney Ones

Dustin Pedroia- Dust-in Homeplate

Miguel Cabrera- Taxi Cabreras

Michael Young- Young & Restless

Grady Sizemore- King Sizemore

Luke Scott- Hop Scott

Conor Jackson- Action Jackson

Jacoby Ellsbury- Ellsbury DoughBoys

Joe Saunders-  Joe Shmoes

Aaron Cook- Cooking Runs

Joakim Soria- Just Joakim

Zack Greinke-Whack Zach

Rafael Betancourt- The Betancourt Cons

Carlos Mármol- Marmol Lights

Jonathan Broxton-Jonathen Compared to ME

Javier Vázquez-Conqesador?

Jake Peavy- Jake The Snake

Justin Verlande- Justin Sanes