Fantasy jello wrestling match: Richard Simmons VS Rosie O'Donnell, who wins?

Question

Fantasy jello wrestling match: Richard Simmons VS Rosie O'Donnell, who wins?

Answer 1

Rosie's headed for the top rope... uh oh, the sound of metal twisting and giving way-the ring is collapsing!  Richard Simmons has lost his balance during his flaming-baton majorette routine, and slips in the jello...

Wait- Whoopie Goldberg has entered the ring what looks like- a box of Krispy Kreme donuts?!??  Richard Simmons is furious, lecturing her on the high trans-fat content!

Backwards belly flop- Rosie wins!!!

Answer 2

there are NO winners here my friend

Answer 3

This is causing me physical pain now.  Jello is a sacred snack food, only to be used for bikinis and maybe wrestling with hot babes.  It should never touch the bodies of the alien kind.  I think you may need a lesson in Jello etiquitte.  

Answer 4

Rosie - and, it will not be pretty.

Answer 5

Rosie but only because she ends up eating Richard!

Answer 6

EWWWWW gross...who would want to watch that?

Answer 7

Oh god!  The vision this puts inside my head...aaaaaaaaargh!  Not a pretty sight.

I suppose they would be in there chick-slapping each other and calling each other a bit**.

I could only think of this as being worse if it were a three-way match with the dude from the Verizon commercial.

Answer 8

richard. rosie is too lazy to do anything

Answer 9

I'm afraid I'd have to scratch my eyes out before viewing such a sight.

Answer 10

Richard Simmons.  Rosie is too busy eating the jello.

Answer 11

Fantasy? I'd pick Richard Simmons

... drop the word fantasy tho *lol

Answer 12

That's easy! Rosie.