Farting. It's considered rude by some, but for most, its just funny. What should I do in case I cant hold it

Question

in a crowd?

Answer 1

Fire away. Most people are full of it anyway.

Answer 2

ewwwwwww

well if u cant hold it in whats the point in asking its done isnt it

Answer 3

f**t, and blame it on someone else. Be like "Not Me" and walk away slowly

Answer 4

RUN AWAY FROM PEOPLE!!!

Go to an area that is less populated or a bathroom and let 'er rip.

Answer 5

When you're alone you could give "WHAM" a loud f**t and its a big relief but if you can't hold it in crowd just give it a "CARELESS WHISPER" a silent foul-f**t . Its safe, Its not rude nor funny but the persons sitting beside may faint all over you, so you may wanna need to call 911.

Answer 6

Just make sure it is not in a car full of people. That is downright sick.

Answer 7

It sometimes depends if you wish to take the credit.

A large crowd is optimal for denial.  

" Egads, who had chili last night ? "  and look around quizzically.

For total credit --

Yell out ..

" Here comes a train !

Then using your hand, pull the imaginary "train whistle" cord  and let 'er blow .

Answer 8

Excuse yourself and retire to a respectable distance.....

Answer 9

If you're in a crowd and have a powerful need, try to let it out slowly and quietly.  No one will know where it came from any way.  However, if you let it rip, echolocation may give away the point of origin....

Answer 10

hold ur nose and blame it on the person next to you

Answer 11

Let'r rip!...lean over to the right and just shred one !... It should feel like a toronado in your shorts....

Answer 12

Try to minimize the noise and amount.  Or just get to the bathroom as quickly as possible.

Answer 13

Yell "INCOMING!!!" at the top of your lungs then let go and give a push!!!

Answer 14

well don't u know when its coming?

run to the bathroom !

what a question!

Answer 15

If you can't get to a bathroom if you feel the urge to pass gas, the only thing you can do is excuse yourself when you do.  And please, be sincere when you do.