Fast food nightmares!!!!?

Question

What is the worst/funniset thing that ever happened to you at a fast food place. Make sure it's really funny. I'll give points to the funniest one. * Funny*

Answer 1

This may not be the funniest, but it's true.

I used to work at a Chick-fil-A. There were all kinds of people you'd see. This one lady came up to my register one day and said, "Let me have a chicken salad sandwich. Is that tuna???"

She kept asking if everything was fish. I kept telling her as politely as I could that she was a a CHICK-fil-A and that everything was CHICKEN. She just didn't get it. It's a wonder I kept my cool with people like her and didn't get fired.

Answer 2

Everytime my hubby goes through the drive thru they ask if he wants something else that he didn't order like fries and he says, Is it free? and they say, No and he says, No and that's to go.

I hate when he does that.

Answer 3

one time i was at the mcdonalds drive through and i asked for a salad with grilled chicken and they gave me 12 happy meals instead. and this is a true story

Answer 4

it was a dream...

i was dreaming i was eating a juicy hamburger,

i couldnt feel any taste for as much as i could.

nothing...i wake up and i was biting my freaking pellow side and sucking on it.

Answer 5

me my dad and my sister were at mcdonalds and my sister  got up to fill her drink then my dad started to make realistic police car noises and my sister who went to fill up her drink put her hands up! lol

Answer 6

We're a family of 7, and they're always mixing up our orders. One time we got like six different things and they gave them all to us free because they can't re-shelf them. (Taco Bell). It was kinda sad...

That reminds me. Another time my mother, my brother and I were going through Taco Bell drive-through and the guy who's taking our order says, "Hey, you want somethin to eat?" And we'd been there like, two seconds... Kinda sad!

Answer 7

I went to the BK drive through, and ordered everything, and at the end of everything I ordred, I kept saying "To go" and then this guy with a heavy spanish accent, said, "OF COURSE, EETS to GO MANG, It is a DRIVE THROUGH!!!!

Answer 8

What, again?

Why is it that this question is asked at least once a week?

"Yeah, I found a dead body in my fries, dude" "McDonalds uses soylent green" "a guy farted in my chili" "My pizza had a tire tread mark on it"

I've heard them all.

Answer 9

When I was 15 in 1982, I was working at a McDonald's in Silver Spring, MD.  A woman who looked deranged came in and ordered a 20 piece nugget.  She got them and opened the box and said, this "isn't  @#$%^ chicken, these are toasty rocks"  She proceeded to take the nuggets out one at a time a throw them at people.

Soon the police came and locked her up.  It was the most fun I had all summer, seeing people getting pelted with nuggets and hiding under chairs and responding like it was gun fire.  The manager gave everyone a free ice cream cone and assured them that the nuggets were real chicken.

Answer 10

I was at a sea food place,and I was eating this weird looking thing. When I asked the waiter what it was he said squid! I barfed and barfed all over the table and they closed down the store for the rest of the day

ps this is not true but it happed to a friend

Answer 11

Dx

Me and my friend went to a mcdonalds drivethrough, and ordered our food, and they gave us a burger.

We opened the bag and we were like "WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?"

So we went in and complained, and the lady yells to the drivethrough guy. He comes to the front, and he's like twelve.

She starts yelling at him, and he's like "welllllll i didn't know what they said, so i gave them a burger.

the lady was just like "...you're...fired."

and she looked so exasperated. And we got our food for free :D

...And we got to keep the burger.

Answer 12

my friends and i were coming home from bourbon street (hammered), and went through the taco bell drive thru. the girl on the speaker got an attitude with my friend that was ordering because she was taking a long time. my friend called her a b**** and she refused to serve us. we drove up, switched drivers, and went through again. they served us because my friend called the 1800 number that was on the drive-thru window and complained. it was funny b/c the girl was just mad that she had to work at 3 in the morning!

Answer 13

i was at McDonald's w/ my friends & then i accidentally farted really loudly & every1 turned 2 look at me & the lady at the cashier accidentally said "oh my god did u hear that f**t" to the girl next 2 her, but the microphone caught it. which erupted into more laughter. oh well now i can laugh at it :)

Answer 14

One time me and some of my friends were on the way to a haunted house type place for Halloween, and we stopped at a McDonald's so my friends could change into costumes in the bathroom. So one went in and changed into a Spiderman costume. Then the one in a Batman costume ran in yelling, "Spiderman! Where are you Spiderman?!" Then the one in a Robin costume ran in yelling, "Batman! Where are you Batman?!" Finally Batman, Robin, and Spiderman ran out of the bathroom. People stared. A little girl asked my friend who was not in costume, "Who are they?" My friend told her, "They're superheroes!" The little girl looked amazed and said to her mom, "Mommy, they're superheroes!" To which her mom replied, "Okay, honey, shut up and eat your french fries."

Answer 15

I went into a fastfood place, i dont remember what reestaurant it was but i ordered a salad and when i got it there was an earwig in it

Answer 16

My boyfriend and I were at Taco Bell eating dinner.  A homeless man wearing headphones (not attached to any listening devices) comes inside.  He starts singing and marching, " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...3, 4!" over and over again.  He goes to the bathroom, still singing, and comes out a minute later, still singing and marching, and leaves the Taco Bell.  It was packed and everyone there was just staring quietly until this man left.  Then we all laughed :)