Fastest way to learn piano?

Question

i need a way to learn piano, preferably by the ear, since i entirely fail at notes. i like self teaching, because i also fail at getting taught =( so i like self teaching, and it works for me. does anybody have a good self teaching way for piano, too learn by ear?

Answer 1

well i have a way to memorize the notes. i kinda memorize it like how we memorize the solar system.

in the treble clef  lines:

C

E=every

G=good

B=boy

D=does

F=fine

in the treble clef spaces:

D

F        (notice how starting rom F it spells FACE)

A    

C      

E

in the bass clef lines:

G=great

B-big

D=dog

F=fight

A=always

in the bass clef  spaces:

A=all

C=cows

E-eat

G=grass

btw treble clef looks like a G

the bass clef looks like a swirl