Fat passengers on ocean liners : should they be given a wide berth?

Question

Fat passengers on ocean liners : should they be given a wide berth?

Answer 1

I don't think they should get a wide berth, but perhaps you should give them a punch-card for the all you can eat buffet. Maybe a 2 plate limit or something like that. They should also have a express line for thin people who want just fruit and a regular line for the larger people who like to Graze.

Bigger toilets and showers would be good for them and rooms with no bunk-beds since it would be a safety issue. Also they shouldn't be allowed to use the safety rafts if the boat was sinking as it could cause harm to the thinner people.

Answer 2

So are you 5 years old....  rude question.

Answer 3

all the more to love

Answer 4

They should be intercepted by tugboats and towed safely out of busy waterways into specially made docks.

Answer 5

Nah! just keep em wet enough till you can get them in deep enough water to set them free.

Answer 6

Very clever and funny!

Answer 7

gee i guess since being preggo and im going on my first cruise next week as "fat person" i will be discriminated against and pray that i can cut in the buffet lines and that i can float away

Answer 8

a funny question but i agree, give them wider berth b4 anchoring.

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

They should not go into the Sea of Japan or Japanese whaling ships might harpoon them.

I saw some fat people almost drown in the Caribbean.  They were swimming toward shore but Greenpeace kept towing them into open water.