Fat quotes.....?

Question

Does anyone know of any funny quotes about fat or eating alot? Something like these -

1. The biggest threat to MCdonalds lies within.....me!

2. Don't let my weight decieve you.Muscle is heavier than fat.

3. Outside every thin woman , is a fat man trying to get in.

I want to get a funny quote printed on a t shirt and give it to my buddy.Can you guys think of any other funny ones?

Or which one should i use?

Thanks.

Answer 1

This is too long, but there's the song:

O, don't you wish you had a gal so big and fat

  That when you go to hug her,

You don't know where you're at.

  You gotta take a piece of chalk in your hand

And hug away and chalk away

  To see where you began.

One day, I was a huggin' and a chalkin'

  And beggin' her to be my bride,

When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand

  A-comin' around the other side

(Over the mountain)

  A-comin' around the other side.

Answer 2

I am very thin and this is an old shirt.

Answer 3

“It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.” - Arnold Schwarzenegger

http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/53254/a...

“It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.” - Roseanne Barr

http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/770389/...

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