Fav. g*y quote? ? <span title="lalalalalallalalalalalala?">lalalalalallalalalalalala...</span>

Question

lol i love this one:

" if men and women were meant to be together they would both have penises "

=D i got it from will and grace =P

and your fav. poem? =P

Answer 1

&quot;What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it&#039;s curved like a road through mountains.&quot;

- Tennessee Williams, &quot;A Streetcar Named Desire&quot;

My favorite poem is probably &quot;The Bridge&quot; by Hart Crane.

Answer 2

I saw this on a t-shirt at a g*y pride rally in Houston: (and please don&#039;t report me..I really saw this and it&#039;s not about you) : &quot;when I want your opinion I&#039;ll take my d**k out of your mouth&quot;. lol

Actually, I think it&#039;s crude and rude. But at the same time it&#039;s funny.

Answer 3

I can&#039;t think of any right now, but I like Louis L&#039;s quote from good ole Homer Simpson.  lol

Answer 4

&quot;Homophobia is so g*y&quot;

Answer 5

&quot;as straight as a rainbow&quot;

makes me lol

Answer 6

This is from Psych

Juliet: [after Shawns wipes makeup off of suspect&#039;s forehead] He&#039;s wearing makeup!

Student: Is he g*y?

Shawn: [shouting] No! [stutters] Um, maybe. [slight pause] Look, I... I don&#039;t know.

my fave poem is The Spider and the Fly

Answer 7

&quot;im only bisexual people, not some troll.&quot; me. just right now lol

no seriously it is: &quot;straight like spaghetti until you heat it up.&quot;

and my fav poem: &quot;An Essay on Man&quot; by John Locke.

and &quot;To Be Or Not To Be&quot; by William Shakespeare.

Answer 8

I say g*y quote as it comes from Oscar Wilde.  But here it is....

&quot;Morals are those attitudes we direct towards those we don&#039;t like.&quot;

But if I were to go all out g*y, it would be,

&quot;Her morals are low, but her heels are high!!&quot;

One more from Scott Thompson:

&quot;I may have just fallen off the turnip wagon, but I did go shopping.&quot;

Answer 9

This is fun :-) How about these:

My fave (although, a little crude):

Well, I’ve been lickin’ this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don’t feel like a L*****n.

~Anyone watch &quot;South Park&quot;?? ;-) ;-).

Some others:

When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys.  

~Andrew G. Dehel

If homosexuality is a disease, let&#039;s all call in q***r to work:  &quot;Hello.  Can&#039;t work today, still q***r.&quot;  

~Robin Tyler

If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?  

~Author Unknown

:-)

;-)

Answer 10

I can&#039;t help looking g*y.  I put on a dress and people say, &quot;Who&#039;s the d**e in the dress?&quot;  ~Karen Ripley

go to the link in the sources...theres some good ones XD

Answer 11

i&#039;ll telll u muh fav g*y quote here it gose, &quot;Honey I know Fabulous cause, I&#039;m g*y&quot;, OMG i Laughed so much u know if u watched SMA u should know who said that i think his name is Jadeite

Answer 12

&quot;a wise girl listens but doesnt believe, kisses but doesnt love, and leaves before she is left&quot; ~Marilyn Monroe

Answer 13

From a Pansy Division song, my favorite &quot;g*y quote&quot; is:  &quot;He&#039;s thought about it for a long, long time- about being attracted to his own kind.&quot;  I just like it.  I kind of picture some boy sitting at his desk thinking, &quot;Maybe I like boys... hmmm.&quot;

My favorite poem!  I&#039;ll recite it for you!  =)

&quot;We real cool.

We skip school.

We lurk late

We strike straight

We  thin gin

We sing sin

We jazz June

We die soon.&quot;

  When we first got our computer, my brother and I would listen to a program that had a voice recite poetry and we loved that one!  &lt;3

Answer 14

&quot;I like my beers cold and my g**s flaming&quot; Homer Simpson :)

&quot;Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don&#039;t matter and those who matter don&#039;t mind&quot; Dr. Suess

&quot;I straightened my hair and now my hair is as limp as my dîck when looking at naked girls.&quot; -the fabulous me