Fav quotes in Juno?

Question

what are your favorite quotes in juno? whats the one that her father says near the end of the movie like "Find someone that thinks the sun shines out of your ***" whats the rest of that one?

Answer 1

"I'm pregnant. What other kinds of shennanigans can I get into?"

Answer 2

the next time i see that bleeker kid, im gonna punch him in the weiner

Answer 3

"you should gone to china I hear they give away babys like free ipods they just put em in those t-shirt guns and pow"

"because doctors are sadists and like to play god and watch lesser people scream"

and when bren says shes gonna get a dog when she leaves

"Oh dream big"

something along these lines:)

Answer 4

i'm already pregnant, what other kind of shennanigans could i get into?

juno: no... i mean for real. 'cause you're, like, the coolest person Iive ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...

bleeker: i try really hard, actually.

next time i see that bleeker kid im going to punch him in the weiner

juno: that's a wise choice because i knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at ridgedale mall and was like, "blahhhh i am a Kracken from the sea!"

su chin: i heard that was you.

dad: in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ***. that's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.

^ favorite line in the whole movie

that entire movie is just a continuous funny quote!

Answer 5

I love Juno. All the jokes in that movie kill me, so its hard to choose just one.

Answer 6

I like when her stepmother asks, "Where the h**l you been, Junebug?"