Favorite Chuck Norris joke?

Question

What's the best Chuck Norris joke you've heard or seen on the web? Mine is "There are no tornadoes - Chuck Norris just hates Trailer Parks"

Answer 1

Chuck Norris doesn't hunt he kills. Hunting would imply the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he is scared of the dark but the dark is scare of Chuck Norris. Every time you m********e Chuck Norris round house kicks a baby mexican in the face.

Answer 2

chuck norris is so good a martial arts that he was able to punch a cyclops...

right between his its eyes.

Answer 3

When Chuck Norris does push ups he's actually pushing the earth down.

Answer 4

chuck norris doesn't read books.  he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

chuck norris can divide zero by zero.

Answer 5

this site

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

Answer 6

Lol! I like this one, "Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of him." Hee hee! =D