Favorite Harry Potter quotes???

Question

Mine are...

Ootp -

"who are you writing to anyway?"

"Viktor"

"Krum...?"

"Well how many Viktors do we know?"

Answer 1

how can you be anti-twilight?

Answer 2

Chirstmas, book one.  Gred and Forge.  Classic.

Answer 3

In the 7th book during the final fight when Bellatrix goes after Ginny and Mrs Weasly said "Not my daughter you Bi*ch"

Answer 4

Favorite Quotes by Luna Lovegood

"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."

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"I've been able to see them ever since my first year here. They've always pulled the carriages. Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am."

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"There are plenty of eyewitness accounts, just because you're so narrow-minded you need to have everything shoved under your nose before you--"

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"It's good, isn't it? I wanted to have it chewing up a serpent to represent Slytherin, you know, but there wasn't time. Anyway...good luck, Ronald!"

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"Dad's reprinting! He can't believe it, he says people seem even more interested in this than the Crumple-Horned Snorkacks!"

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"Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking," said Luna seriously. "It's often infested with nargles."

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"Oh, come on. You heard them, just behind the veil, didn’t you? They were just lurking out of sight, that’s all. You heard them."

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"I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends."

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"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?"

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"The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark magic and gum disease."

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"A Wrackspurt - they're invisible, they float in through your ears and make your brain go fuzzy," she said. "I thought I felt one zooming around in here."

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"Yes," said Luna simply, "My mother. She was a quite an extraordinary witch, you know, but she did like to experiment and one of her spells went rather badly wrong one day. I was nine."

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"I'll distract them all," she said. "Use your Cloak." And before he [Harry] could say a word, she had cried, "Oooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!" and pointed out the window.

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“Daddy, look—one of the gnomes actually bit me!”

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"I've never stunned anyone except in our D.A. lessons," said Luna, sounding mildly interested. "That was noisier than I thought it would be."

LOVE luna! hilarius!

Answer 5

"Twitchy Little Ferret aren't you, Malfoy?"--Hermione

"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you." --Harry Potter

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." --Harry Potter

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."

"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." (Harry talking about the Dursleys)

"Wow... look at that... he's not here now! So why not have a go? They might be able to find you a double cell in Azkaban with your loser of a husband!" (Harry telling off Narcissa Malfoy)

"There's no need to call me sir Professor." --Harry Potter

"IF WE DIE FOR THEM I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!"--Ron Weasley

"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?" --Ron Weasely

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." --Hermione Granger

"I will not calm down!" --Hermione Granger

"I've never stunned anyone except in our D.A. lessons," said Luna, sounding mildly interested. "That was noisier than I thought it would be." --Luna Lovegood

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley]

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" --George Weasley

"NO MY DAUGHTER YOU *****!"--badass Molly Weasley

Answer 6

My favourite   "So the Stone's gone? said Ron finally?  Flamel's just going to die?  

(Harry)  That's what I said,but Dumbledore thinks that- what was it?  - "to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."

I always said he was off his rocker, said Ron, looking quite impressed at how mad his hero was.

and

Before we begin our banquet , I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit!  Blubber!  Oddment!  Tweak!

Answer 7

Ron:"Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library."

Harry:"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down on his parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"

Ron:"Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."

Ron in DH:"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!"

Luna: "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark magic and gum disease."

Harry: "Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."

Harry: "Dumbledore's man through and through."

Fred, Ron, and George: "What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?"

"Oh no, Ron," came Fred's voice, very sarcastically. "No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up."

"Yeah, we're having the time of our lives here," said George, whose voice sounded muffled, as though he was squashed against the wall.  

Hermione: "The fates have informed me that your examination in June will concern the Orb, and I am anxious to give you sufficient practice.

Hermione snorted.

"Well honestly... 'the fates have informed her'... Who sets the exam? She does!"

Dumbledore: "Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground."

Dumbledore: "Severus...please..."

--There's another on of Dumbledore's, that goes something like, "It's not our abilities that define who we are, it is our choices."

Harry Potter!!