Favorite answer to why did the chicken cross the road.

Question

My favorite is Once Neo asked Morpheus why the chicken crossed the road, Morpheus replied: "Neo, there is no chicken". what about you?

Answer 1

becuz he was running away frm tyson.....lol

Answer 2

Yours is funny. The only one I remember is to another similar riddle.

Why did the turkey cross the road. TO prove he wasnt a chicken

Answer 3

mine fav. answer is: he crossed the road to prove he wasn't chicken!

Answer 4

to go to mcdonalds...

seriously one time i saw a chicken walking across the street to mcdonalds!

maybe he was like on a rescue mission or something?

Answer 5

saw your mom and said mother

Answer 6

"Cause he wanted to init...why does everyone have to be on his back for?"

Answer 7

ha mine is: why did the egg cross the road?

because it was tied to the chicked

its sooo random and like g*y and dumb but i still somehow find it funny ahahah

Answer 8

becuz he felt like it! xD

Answer 9

the chicken crossed the road because it wanted to cross. come on people think about it. jijiji. jk.

Answer 10

the chicken crossed the road to prove to the racoons that it can be done!

Answer 11

Q: why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because, getting hit by the car is still better than getting caught by Colonel Sanders(KFC).

Answer 12

http://www.bored.com/chickenjoke/index.h...

My favorites are:

Mel Gibson - Why do you think the chicken crossed the road? Because its a (censored) Jew. Jews think they can just (censored) cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew??

and Colonel Sanders - I missed one?

Answer 13

because he saw the ice cream truck and had to chase it about 20 blocks already. unfortunately as it was walking around the truck the ice cream man did not see himso when he started to drive he felt a bump in the road. but figured it was nothing and kept driving... all the little kids seeing that started to cry and never bought ice cream from him again

Answer 14

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Dumbass...chickens don't live near roads."