Favorite quote of the day: "He flung himself upon his horse ans rode madly off in all directions."?

Question

( Stephen Leacock, 1869-1944) And what is YOUR favorite quite of the day?

Answer 1

Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Terry Pratchett, "Jingo"

"Personal is not the same as important."

   Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum"

Answer 2

Darn it!  I already put it in your other question.

OK, how about this: Find a job you like, and you'll never go to work a day in your life.

(don't remember)

Answer 3

"Speak when you are angry and you

will make the best speech you will ever regret." --Ambrose Bierce

Answer 4

If six people call you a dog, start barking.

And in honor of Floyd who is sick in the hospital, something he would say:  I'm s******g this cat, you just hold the tail.