Favorite quotes!!! Love, Romantic, funny?

Question

i need a couple maybe like 3. give me anything you've got.

my favorite is "life is like a box of chocolates. you never know what you are gonna get" lol. wat's your's???

Answer 1

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

You call it madness, but I call it love. - Don Byas

Sorry if it doesn't help. I don't particularly like them, I just find them interesting.

Answer 2

Love -- If you want love, buy a dog. Unknown.

Romance -- She stood me up. Everyman.

Funny -- Women should be obscene and not heard. John Lennon