Favorite quotes you've heard in wrestling?

Question

It doesn't have to be a catchphrase. It can be anything a wrestler, manager, commentator, announcer, or referee has said from any major wrestling organization in history.

Answer 1

" You missed 8 months due to a torn quad? h**l I won an Olympic Gold Medal with a broke freaking neck"  ~Kurt Angle to Triple H~

"Win if you can, Lose if you must, but always cheat" ~Jesse Ventura~

" Some fans would say you are one of the greatest champions to ever wrestle in the business, you call that wrestling?, You were merely a glorified stunt man" ~Ric Flair to Mick Foley~

Answer 2

"Smell what Y2J is cooking?  You ask the Rock to smell what you're cooking.  Well lets just say for argument sake that the Rock do indeed smell what you're cooking.  Cuz the Rock will try anything one time.  So here it goes.  (smelling...)   Ahh..yess, there it is. The Rock do indeed smell what you're cooking.  And quite frankly, Chris Jericho, what you're cooking smells like 100 percent, grade A, money back guarenteed one big bucket of Canadian Moose p**s!"

EDIT: The Rock is the speaker, but I Think you already know that. :P   Wow, is this the thumbs down clinic or something?

Answer 3

If you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL What the Rock is Cooking...

and

That's the bottom line cos .....

Answer 4

If I were to face, say a John Cena, I would kick Marky Mark's ***! Cause thats, how I roll!- Christian  

I have to apologise it was a mistake on two fronts...yours....and yours.- Scott Steiner to Petey Williams

If the lead singer of Nickleback would shutup for a second!

- Alex Shelly to Jerry Lynn

Answer 5

Scott Steiner and Petey Williams both win a briefcase (holding a championship match or a "you're fired" notice) in TNA earlier this year.  Steiner wants a World Title match.  Petey, with his "Canadian Mojo" convinces Scott that he has the case with the "X Division" title match.  Steiner decides to trade cases with Petey, only to find out that he had the World Title match case all along.  Petey now has the World Title match and Steiner has the "X Division" title match.

Steiner, looking confused, then irritated, looks at the interviewer and says, "Petey lied to me.  There's no lying in wrestling!"

Awesome!  Classic Scott Steiner.

Answer 6

The Rock is going to take you down Know Your Role Dr. Make that left on Candyass Blvd. Check your ruddypoo *** right into the smackdown hotel!

Answer 7

the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be.

to be the man you have to beat the man.

the champ is here

you want some come get some.

Answer 8

Christian: "...plus we're WAY better drinkers than the Acolytes!"

Edge: "Totally! Barkeep! How about a drink with those little umbrellas in them?"

Answer 9

Do you smell what the rock is cookin

it doesnt matter what you think

just turn that sun of a bleep sideways and shove it straight up ur ***

hes getting whipped like a goverment mule

Oooh jr.puppies

Answer 10

i got two words for yah!

SUCK IT

Answer 11

"..And that's the bottom line, 'cuz Stone Cold says so!"

"Are You Ready?.....No, I said ARE YOU READY??????"

"I am the Game , & I'm that d**n good!"

"Oh, it's Real....It's d**n Real!"

Answer 12

"a government mule is what you get beat like when your in the middle of a slobber knocker and if you don't have the guts to stick around, you might run like a scaled dog with a care of limber tail" -J.R

Answer 13

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' BROTHER

Answer 14

The following announcement has been paid for by the new World order.

Answer 15

DO You small What the Rock Said Cooking!