Favourite House MD quote?

Question

Mine is the from Euphoria Part 1.

The three come into the mourge and House is looking through all the bodies.

Chase: "What are you doing?"

House: "I called my Mum, she didn't pick up."

Answer 1

everybody lies

house: cop got hit with a bullet

cameron: he was shot?

house: no. somebody threw it at him.

ahaha there's loooads more :D

Answer 2

Yep, your favorite's a great one!  What a terrific show!

Mine is from the second season "The Mistake" -

Stacey: Where's Chase?

House: He's too busy to service you until after work.  I've got a few minutes, though.  Feel free to say something like, "What'll we do with the time left over?"

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And the first season called "Poison" -

House: I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying 'no chance in h**l'?

Chase: Actually, I'm Australian.

House: You put the Queen on your money; you're British.

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And this one from "Control" -

Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.

House: I need two days of outrageous s*x with someone obscenely younger than you.  Like half your age.