f***s on husband's underwear?

Question

I am so tired of having to wash my husband's s**t-streaked boxers. It's not like it's just a faint little spot, it's a line of crusty f***s going all the way up the back seam! I've asked him whether he wipes his bunghole thoroughly after pinching a loaf, and he claims he does. But he obviously doesn't. Every week I have to wash these c**p-coated things. Most of the time he goes commando, so his jeans are also streaked with poo. I've thought about just refusing to wash fecal clothes, but he'll get mad at me if I do that. Do I even have a right to be pissed at him for his bad hygiene? What should I do?

Answer 1

I personally wouldn't wash them. I would ask him to wipe better and if he doesn't hand him a thing of laundry soap and tell him to wash them himself. I've told my husband to do his own laundry at times. If he gets mad oh well... your getting mad at him for leaving you to do his dirty work.

Answer 2

Believe it or not this could actually be a health problem.  He might need a check up from a dr.

Answer 3

Well I used to tell my toddler to wipe until you can't see anything on the toilet paper... maybe he needs to try that... I am sorry you are going through that.. He is a grown man. He should be washing his own clothes anyway, in my opinion.. :)

Answer 4

Keep his laundry in a separate laundry hamper.  Use Oxy spray.

Wash his clothes by themselves.  Make him wash his own clothes.  But the problem with this is that you really do not want him operating the washing machine, do you.  Throw out the really bad ones.  Buy flushable wipes.  Show him the evidence.  Skid marks show up on bath towels, bed sheets and clothing.  

Jeez, I am so happy to know that I am not alone.

Answer 5

Have him wear a diaper!

Answer 6

I'd be pissed and not wash them. Id also be so turned off by this that he wouldn't get any action either. Thats just not right. Get him some handy wipes or baby wipes. Set them on the toilet for him.

Answer 7

Kudos for asking the funniest question I've ever read in cleaning and laundry. You know, every man I know has this same problem. Personally I think it's because of their passionate farting...you know, how they put their all into it. I put baby wipes on the back of our toilet but like I said, I don't think the wiping is the problem, I firmly believe it's the farting. I mean haven't you seen them stop what their doing and give a little squat just so they can push? I've seen it a million times and every time I think, Yeah that's gona leave a mark. Just spray them with Spray n Wash and wash 'em and don't worry about it. That's just men for ya.

Answer 8

My ex husband used to do a "wipe" with one of his socks at night before he got into bed... I refused to touch the disgusting things!  I would not wash them!  Go buy him the flushable wet wipes, they won't hurt his little tushie, and they certainly get all of the poo off... buy two clothes baskets and a pair of rubber gloves.  Put on the rubber gloves and weed out the non poo clothes and wash them, and leave the poo clothes in the extra basket... Let him know you won't wash them until he learns how to wipe the right way...You married him to be his wife, not his mommy! Good luck!!!

Answer 9

UGG, I used to have this problem with my husband (though not as bad), I would have to wash his twice with Clorox bleach to get rid of the stains, and the colored drawers would just get tossed out.  Now I buy thoes White Cloud wet wipes and have put them in both bathrooms and I have noticed a 100% improvement.

Answer 10

thats first of all kind of funny not for you i know but just from a third party perspective.  i would buy him some boxers that dont go up his *** or maybe encourage him to not wear his pants so high where they are completely inside of him

Answer 11

Does he have a huge belly? If so,he can't reach to wipe it,as my husband couldn't. Plain hydrogen peroxide is what us RN's used to remove blood,urine,f***s from underwear clothes.Pour it on in the tub,let it remove the worst,rinse then use any stain spray.