Felicitations and reasons for celebrations..(hey, that rhymed!)?

Question

Right, with the two birthdays this past week, ive realised we don't know anyone elses, so please share

mine's february 12th

also, i dunno how im gonna choose a best answer here, so please make ur answers as funny as possible to make it easier for me ;D

Answer 1

Too upset with the news to make a joke of anything.

maybe I can bribe you with a chocolate cake, that's easier done.

2nd of february

Answer 2

Mine is 16th july.....after Blackbeard..

I'm thinking to go to his place to celebrate it together..

Who else is coming?? We'll need a charter...so.........tell me with enough time to contract it.

BTW..tell me also where you all will be in that date....I think we'll nedd to  go around the world picking  you all up.

Answer 3

I won't forget your birthday because it's the same  as my mother's!  But tell me with whom do I have to associate it?  I still don't know who u are...

Mine is april 2nd.

Answer 4

im too tired to think about anything funny,working with a relative is really exausting soecially if that relative was ur dad...my birhtday is on june22

Answer 5

July 9th

Answer 6

beautiful mine is june 13...

heres alittle story ....

i am very lucky to know this actual day is my birthday cause you see all my sisters and brothers didnt know their actual birthday until they were sixteen when they went to get their drivers liscence (L's) they found out that was the inncorrect day.  but you see me... my mum told me the exact day of my birthday !! and i double checked my birth certificate just to make sure.... and yes it was correct, at the time i was 16 and when i checked it i seen that for the past 16 years of my life i have been spelling my name wrong !!

YEAH MY MUM GAVE ME THE RIGHT BIRTHDAY BUT THE WRONG NAME !!!!

yeah i can see you smilling and trying not to laugh ...... ohhh you just had to laugh didnt you..?? why are you laughing so loud?? its not that funny?? is it???

Answer 7

yours is soon, next Friday I think...I can't think str8 so sorry

mine is June 11th (but you already know that)

Answer 8

Well , coincidentally , it's my wife Kris's birthday today !

Now you want MY birthday ? That's a well kept secret but because it's YOU who asked & I know you'll keep it just between us , it's the 7th of July .....

Now , ssshhhh !  Don't tell anyone else .