Fell down stairs. Back hurt, help.?

Question

I fell down the stairs two weeks ago and haven't been able to walk since. Luckily my PC was at the bottom of the stairs. Any ideas? I've been told drinking milk helps. I've been surviving on chocolate bars and the crisps I had next to my keyboard from a gaming session the week before.

Answer 1

Eh, see you doctor or go to the hospital. I'm pretty sure you are supposed to when you fall down some stairs.

Answer 2

Maybe you've hurt your Coccyx

Answer 3

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!

Answer 4

I'm assuming that this is a joke but, if it isn't, you are seriously in need of help.

You need help because you may have injured yourself and require medical treatment. You also need help because, if you haven't already worked this out for yourself, you require supervision.

If you can't get to a phone, e-mail someone and get them to send a doctor to see you.

Answer 5

Are you sure you didn't fall on your head? You ramble like someone who is non compos mentis.

Answer 6

Oh please ...stop whining  will ya?- in my day my parents used to throw us down the stairs to entertain guests.  And we didn't get any chocolate or crisps either!  Think yourself luckY

Answer 7

You can order pizza from Dominos online if you can't reach a phone.

I think they do drinks too, put it on the plastic and you could survive indefinitely.

Answer 8

Ahh you poor ting!! Try melting the chocolate around your knee like a bandage and maybe it will hold long enough for you to reach the phone. Cause you really need to call a doctor or perhaps a shrink? ;)

Answer 9

Be serious if you're really hurt you wouldn't be messing you'd be calling an ambulance.