Fella goes to a massage parlour?

Question

gets undressed and lays down on the table. a s**y blond with fishnet

stockings and short skirt on walks in and starts to rub baby oil all

over him, after a few minutes she notices he is erect and ready so

she whispers in his ear would you like a w-ank, wow i sure would he says, so a few sconds later she leaves the room. so the guy is laying there waiting in anticipation for her to return, after about five or six minutes she pops her head around the door and says "are you finished yet"

Answer 1

hahaha! *

Answer 2

Oooo that's so wrong.... funny though. Have a star!

Answer 3

hmmm....

Answer 4

Talking about w*nking.......

An American research company over five years spent 10 million dollars investigating why there was a k**b on the end of a mans p***s. They came to the conclusion that this was there to add to the woman’s pleasure during s*x.

A French research company over 3 years spent 5 million Euros investigating the same thing. They also came to the conclusion that this was there to add to the woman’s pleasure during s*x.

An Australian research company over two days spent 75 dollars investigating this and came to the conclusion that it was there to stop the mans hand flying of and hitting himself on the forehead when w*anking.

Answer 5

When I go for a massage the girls always finish the job.

Oups, I didn't mean to say that.

Nice one.

Answer 6

flippin ow lmao

Answer 7

lmfao

Answer 8

oooooo!  That's So Cold!

Answer 9

ha ha ha!!! i think it is " do it yourself " technique!!!

Answer 10

funny

Answer 11

hahahahahahhahahaha

believe it or not i was not expecting that ending hahahahahahahaha

nice one