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Fellas: Do you ever get frustrated with the phenomenon known as...?

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morning wood,

morning glory,

so much so, that you try to m********e to get rid of it.

The last thing you want is to go down to breakfast and have a tent pitched with your loose fitting pajamas.

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  1. Go p**s.


  2. yeah right! u just wasted 5 points just to ask this? Ask more intelligent questions next time please.

  3. I just try to go pee and then its gone.  Its not like its there all the time

  4. go p**s,

    it goes away

  5. u will get use to it it happens to every teenager

  6. I think all guys get, 'morning wood' just ignore it and it will go away if you don't want to act on your arousal at that point. My BF told me he counts backwards from 100 and by 60 he's flaccid! It's worth a shot!

    OK no, I'm not male so it doesn't effect me but there are worse things in life to get frustrated about than a hard- on.

  7. haha man sometimes I am SO glad I'm not a guy...

    waking up a log in my pants everyday haha

    i couldnt manage

  8. I actually enjoy it. It feels good getting up with it and it always goes away before I have to face anybody.

  9. Happens to everybody, so relax, it will soon subside.

  10. Yes I do, last thing I want is my mother seeing im flying the flag whilst serving me breakfast. Saying that I wouldnt want her to catch me bashing the bishop either!

    daveman

  11. I get that sometimes when I sleep late, a little annoying but no big deal

  12. happens to all young guys but, who wears pajamas?

  13. Happens To Me All The Time I Dont Care Any More I Just Let It Go Away Then Get Out Of Bed........ My Mom Used To p**s Me Off By Barging In My Room When I Had Morning Wood But Just Get Over It Now Cuz Its Not Going Anywhere For A Long Time! ;)

  14. Nope, it will go away soon.  Just lie in bed for a while before you get up.

  15. Just be proud of it. It always seems bigger in the morning anyway. Walk outside and get the paper with you hips and just wave to that s**y 70 year old woman next door. If thats what you're into.

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