Few blonde jokes!!?

Question

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is of the car is down!"

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Answer 1

whats an easy way to kill a blonde?

put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool...

XD :D :)

Answer 2

Lol i did the scroll down scroll up thing it was amusing! for a while anyway!

Very funny jokes! LOL STAR!

Answer 3

lol im naturally blond 2 funny jokes...lmao:P

Answer 4

Haha those are some funny ones. Here&#039;s one:

There was a blonde a brunnet and a red head. They commited a crime so they got sent to get shot as their punishment. The gunman was about to shoot the red head and the red head said TORNADOE. The gunman looked and the red head got away. Then the gunman was about to shoot the brunett and right when he was about to the brunett said HURRICANE. The gunman looked and the brunett got away. Then the gunman was about to shoot the blonde, and the blonde said FIRE!!!!! Let&#039;s just put it this way the blonde did not escape.

Answer 5

lmao      wing  wanger

Answer 6

lmao these are great.

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your licence?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says &#039;if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn&#039;t have pulled you over.&#039;

I like to consider myself as yellow...

Answer 7

LOL, good jokes! haha!

Answer 8

Funny!

Answer 9

lol the frosted flakes was my favorite!!!

Answer 10

LOL

Answer 11

haha

Answer 12

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Give her a bag of M&amp;Ms and tell her to alphabatize them.

Answer 13

wtf? your avatar looks blond so are you making fun of yourself?

Answer 14

they r gudens

Answer 15

Blind man accidentaly walks into a L*****n bar. Walks up to the bar and says to barkeeper. &quot;wanna here a really good blond gag?&quot;

Bar keeper- &quot;Look fella, i can see youre blind so l wont throw you out but bearing in mind there is two six foot blondes sat next to you, the bouncers blonde, Im blonde AND the national ladies boxing champion is over their who is also blonde. Do you really want to tell a blonde joke?

Blind man- &quot; Not if l have to bloody explain it 5 times&quot;

Answer 16

Thanks!

Answer 17

Well LOL

Answer 18

I preffered the first one, but all were very funny.

Answer 19

ROFL even though i have heard of the joke

Answer 20

hahaha

Answer 21

i like them , but i dont get the last one

Answer 22

Ho.........Ho...............Ho.............

Answer 23

lmao i liked the frosted flakes one :)

Answer 24

There GGGGGGGGGRRRRRREEEEEEAAAATTTTTT!

Oh god the frosties one has me in stiches ha ha ha you have really cheered me up now.

If only I could give you 1000 *

;-)

Answer 25

lol those are cool. *starrrrrd* and I&#039;m a STRAWBERRY blonde!!

Answer 26

HAHAHAHA no jokes

those were well good

i even told my brother !! x

Answer 27

lol i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvved them hahahahahahaha ima use these jokes and tell them to my friends lol    oh yeh and heres a star =]

Answer 28

Great idea, but my screen is too big for the first one, I can see both &quot;scroll up&quot; and &quot;scroll down&quot; without scrolling :(

Answer 29

Blond police officer pulls over a blond driver.

Police officer ask driver for license.

Driver is flustered, can&#039;t rember what is looks like.

Police office says, &quot;It has your picture on it&quot;

Blond driver finds a mirror in her bag, sees herself in it and passes it to the officer.

Officer looks in mirror and says, &quot;Why didn&#039;t you tell me you&#039;re cop!&quot;