Few short ones?

Question

Why do men always want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism.

Jesus says to John, "Come forth and I will give you eternal life." John came fifth. He won a toaster.

Answer 1

I once bought a yoghurt form a shop, pulled out my spoon yoghurt in my bag and after eating it placed the spoon back in the bag when i was hit by a car...

I went to hospital, i was in so much pain.

They dosed me with painkillers.

I said i couldn't feel the tablets but i could feel the pain so they put more into me.

The police arrived to take my statement, when one looks in my bag.

They find a spoon on its own, now as some people know spoons are used for drug taking purposes....

And i'm on the bed looking very out of my head on painkillers.

They are looking back adn forth from me to the spoon putting tow and two together....

At this point, i should have said something like...

"Good evening officers, i know that i'm in a bad state here and finding a lone spoon in my bag is suspicious but i garantee i am not a connoisseur of drugs and that i use that spoon for eating purposes"

However what i did say was.... ( In a very monged out voice )

"I like Yoghurt!"

"Yeaa yoghurts"

Answer 2

The second one is corny, but I like it.

Answer 3

the second ones alright

Answer 4

tight as a mouses ear

second one sucks

Answer 5

to break their hymen and have a GOOD time...

Answer 6

wicked Dave W

Answer 7

Lmao @ David W. That made my day.

Oh yeah the jokes were okay too.

Answer 8

lol

Answer 9

l0l

Answer 10

LMAO!!!!

Answer 11

ha!ve a star

Answer 12

Not funny