Filipinos, how many water buffaloes do you own?

Question

Filipinos, how many water buffaloes do you own?

Answer 1

Oh, I have 3 in the garden, one in each of the bedrooms, one in the gym, 2 in the aviary, and 5 in the kitchen. The living room is off-limits. The elephants are complaining because the buffaloes compete for space with them, and our place is getting tighter.

To think that my friends occasionally bring their race horses with them, too. I think I need to get more space.

Answer 2

i got lots of them in my fish bowl

Answer 3

I have two and was lucky enough to be able to bring them back to Australia. They look majestic on the top of my display cabinet.

Answer 4

I have 20, one is in my pocket right now

Answer 5

none.  isnt that an endangered specie?

Answer 6

I have 8 male and 5 female of those. We use them to till the land when the crops are too tall for the tractor to pass without damaging the plants..

Answer 7

I only have one carabao.  No need for another.  Two is too much, three is a crowd.

Answer 8

none, my piece of provincial land is barren... most city-born Filipinos won't give a **** if they had 0 or enough water buffaloes to cause a stampede anyway.

Answer 9

I don't need any.

Answer 10

boring one. do you have something more sarcastic and racist?