Fill in the blanks: "If ____ was going to ____. ____ would have ____ in my ___..."?

Question

Most creative (and still coherent) wins the coveted 10 points!!!

Answer 1

if i was going to dubai. i would have clothes in my suitcase!

Answer 2

If she was going to me. I would have fun in my life.

Answer 3

"If love was going to happen.  Joy would have existed in my heart !!!.”

Answer 4

If luck was going favour me ,I would have my Merc in my porch.

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Answer 5

IF "LOVE" WAS GOING TO "HAPPEN". "I" WOULD HAVE"PEACE" IN MY "HEART"?

Answer 6

"If LOVE was going to CONQUER, HATRED would have NO ROOM in my HEART..."

Answer 7

who-- other--girl--naver--life

Answer 8

If "forever" was going to "end". "Never" would have "lived" [or "blossomed", you pick] in my "breast". (Edited out "heart". Too many people were using it. :P Please note "breast" is a synonym for "chest". XD)

Haha, I think that's a little on the "incoherent" side, but that period seems randomly placed for basically any set of words you could choose. It really should have been a comma. D:

Answer 9

If I was going to ACT. I would have 100 OSCARS in my TROPHYSHELF...

Answer 10

if i was going to f**t. i would have gas masks in my pocket. :)

Answer 11

if i was going to die,you would have to remind me in my dream a day before.