Fill in the blanks "you know your indian when_______"?

Question

ex. you know your indian when you spend half of your life watching cricket

Answer 1

when you're favorite sport is watching cars go in a circle,.....wait....that's indianan or something.....

When the man takes your land slaughters your kin and then generations later gives back a miniscule portion and lets you put a casino on it!!!.....wait, wrong indian.....

when you threaten muslims with nuclear weaponry.....oops those are israelis....well it started with an i.......

when...aw, forget it...

Answer 2

you dont gag when you walk past one of those indian snacks and sweets shops.

Answer 3

Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15

You ask your parents help on Homework and 2 hours later they're still lecturing

you have a big bag of rice and enough flour to feed a small word country for years in your kitchen

You know chinese people aren't the real asians, Indians are

Your mum or dad have cut your hair before

your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.

you've had to sit through videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest or library.

your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."

you drive mostly Japanese cars.

you've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.

You know what's going to happen in every hindi movie before it happens.

you've never gotten little red envelopes around February.

piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors.

your father and grandfathers have hair on their ears

your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one of the street

in any given area as long as they are Asian.

your parents insist you marry within your race.

Your parents have never kissed you

you learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your

parents

You want a stereo!" When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"

you have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."

you have 12+ aunts and uncles from both your mother's and your father's side.

at expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage

and NEVER order dessert.

your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it

anyway. It's still good."

you will most likely be taller than your parents.

you get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't.

when going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift.

your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones

with the blue and pink stripes at the top.

YOur parents always get excited when they see an indian on TV

the furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the

decorations or any of the rest of the furniture.

you have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances

in your pantry for use as medicine.

you own a rice cooker for four.

your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.

your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how

horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated

going.

your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow

into it" and wear it for years to come."

You're not allowed to purchase anything unless you have a coupon or it's on sale

your parents have to know your friends', father's, cousin's, in-laws, dog's first,

middle and last name, as well as complete life history, before they're acceptable

Your mum keeps all the Tesco’s bag from the shopping and even puts them in bins as lining.

When you leave someone’s house your parents will start talking about them straight away in the car on the way home.

Yuu cus bolloywood films but still end up watching them!!

Answer 4

you can go up to a cow and pray to it without bursting out laughing.

Answer 5

- you can, with a straight face, describe a river which looks and smells like p**p as 'holy.'

Answer 6

the white eyes are always lying to you.

Answer 7

When i treat the girls who pass me as my mother.

Answer 8

two are fighting and third person try to solve their problem and public is watching movie without ticket.......hehehe

Answer 9

from my birth i know i m a indian and i m prod to be an indian

Answer 10

when you can tolerate any thing Indian and have the patience to put up with these shortcomings.