Fill in thees words? funniest answer gets 10 points?

Question

________________ is to __________________

as ________________ is to ___________________

be creative and star if you like

Answer 1

________________ is to __________________

as ________________ is to ___________________

Finger is to *** as D*** Is to mouth.

Answer 2

umm...

egg is to chicken

as chicken is to oven (or my mouth)

magnet is to refrigerator

as yur lips is to my lips

lion is to run

as stairs is to fall

this is really hard. its not hard to think of one but making it funny is hard!

Answer 3

Obama is to presidential material as Paris Hilton is to virgin :)

Answer 4

island is to water as pee in the toilet is to the water around it

Answer 5

" DAVID " is to " ADRIENNA "

as " ROMEO is to " JULIET " !!!

Answer 6

Corbows was funny!

food is to bear as human is to food.

idk

Answer 7

worm into an apple

as to p***s into v****a

Answer 8

crappy cereal chunks is 2 farty tooty bowls

as alpaca is 2 a random peeing monk :)

Answer 9

l**k is to suck as suck is to l**k.

Answer 10

honey is to glue asyou are to me!!!

Answer 11

darn twilight took mine...lol

food is to mouth as butt is to p**p

Answer 12

finger is to butt

as pencil is to pencil sharpener.

Answer 13

$hit is to p**p as dihareah is to soup

Answer 14

cheese is to shredder as paper is to paper shreder

Answer 15

p***s is to v****a

as pencil is to pencil sharpener

Answer 16

booger is to nose as gas is to butt.

Answer 17

butt is to toilet paper

as butt is to p**p

Answer 18

pee is to toliet

p**p is also to toilet