Finding things buried in snow...what does this mean?

Question

I was traveling in a desolate area along a highway. Everything was covered with 1 to 2 feet of snow. There wasn't anyone around for miles. I came across a huge rectangular machine (as big as 10 refrigerators) that I turned on and it started shooting the snow in the air and it cleared the area. Under the snow had been stacks of pants. I franticly went through the piles looking for my size but I couldn't remember what my size was. The machine then uncovered a display case with a baseball card worth thousands of dollars and an autographed picture of Michael Jordan. Then two security guards, from the company that had accidentally left the pants came towards me with guns. I gave them the expensive baseball card in exchange of letting me go. I got to keep the pants and the autograph.

Answer 1

Do you still have that card let me know thanks.

Answer 2

Don't you recognize a "snow job" when you dream one? Your getting ripped off somewhere.

Answer 3

What?  Are you hammered?

Answer 4

maybe this means you will find a good pair of pants the next time you are shopping but it will be hard to find ur size..... and you will get to meet MJ