Finish the poem ...Best one gets 10 points ?

Question

I once was skinny but now I am fat

With a big ol bulge in the front and also one in the back

I waddle like a duck and look bull legged

I can't see my feet even when i am naked

**** Continue the poem whoever comes up with the best on wins ***

Answer 1

I once was skinny but now I am fat

With a big ol bulge in the front and also one in the back

I waddle like a duck and look bull legged

I can't see my feet even when i am naked  head

peepz say i am crazy, but i dunno care,

yo mommy know how it feelz to get on there

i cant put up wid this S***e anymore ,

wen my homie know how i feel and they dnt care

i wish i could get to the way i was...

but it anint happenin to me nay more...

L0L

Answer 2

I've got a baby growing in me

And I'm as happy as can be

I don't care what you say

Ill be thin again one day.

Answer 3

My b***s are huge and hurt like h**l

Who could've thought I could be shaped like a bell

I'm laughing one minute,and crying the next

Sorry hunny I don't want any s*x

I have pains in my butt, and pains in my back

I feel sick all the time and want to yack.

Ice cream, chocolate, and whipped cream maybe...

I cannot wait to have my baby.

Answer 4

I wish my poem could actually rhyme

But since I'm pregnant I don't have the time.

Answer 5

I once was skinny but now I am fat,

With a big ol bulge in the front and also in the back.

I waddle like a duck and look bull legged,

I can't see my feet even when I am naked.

As I rub my belly with joy,

I wounder if it is a girl or boy.

As your father massage my feet,

I give you a wonderful treat!