Finish these off for me need help?

Question

i went to town and saw ........... which made me feel.......... so i decided to ........... to make myself feel................

The End

Adjectives

the________ dog fell on the ________ boy. The ______ boy grabbed the ________ cat and ______(complete the story)___.

Answer 1

Jude Law

horny

m********e

relieved

clumsy

naughty

young

fat

they started dancing a passionate tango...lol

Answer 2

p**n,horny.m********e,good.

Answer 3

i went to town and saw CHICKENS which made me feel HUNGRY so i decided to BUY SOME CHICKEN to make myself feel MUCH BETTER

The End

Adjectives

the BROWN dog fell on the TINY boy. The TINY boy grabbed the BIG cat and PUT IT ON THE DOG

Answer 4

i went to town and saw "gangsters" which made me feel "unsafe" so i decided to "leave" to make myself feel "safe"

the end

adjectives

the "big" dog fell on the "small" boy.  the "small" boy grabbed the "orange" cat and "the cat scratched him".

Answer 5

i went to town and saw brown which made me feel down so i decided to pee to make myself feel happy

The End

the drunken dog fell on the homeless boy. The infuriated boy grabbed the midget cat and fed it to the giant mouse. The End

Answer 6

i went to town and saw miley cyrus which made me feel scared so i decided to run to make myself feel breathless.

  

the smelly dog fell on the fat boy. the fat boy grabbed the aggravated cat and scratched him on the face. he ran crying to his mommy like the little fat kid he is and she took him to the hospital to get a tetness shot. when he was at the doctors they told him he would one day be swallowed by fat. the fat boy got so fat that when he farted world war one started. the world was relieved when he was eventually swallowed by his fat on september 22nd 2010.

the end

HAPPY?