First it was flat, Christopher Columbus thought that it was round i can prove the earth is square. Thoughts..

Question

I believe Christopher Columbus was a murderer who killed Aunt Jemima---yes shes real. Aunt Jemima knew the world was square and Christopher Columbus killed her because he knew the world couldnt handle the truth. After the murder he dumped her body in.... you guessed it syrup. The first batch of Aunt Jemima syrup was made with a secret ingredient making it the talk of the town but nobody knew the secret ingredient was Ms.Jemima up the street who disappeared with Christopher 2 days ago. The world is square if I dont make it to tomorrow "government" I apologize for allowing you to know the truth.

Please if you believe call me @ 2675495837 together we can fight the man

Aunt Jemima will be known for more than syrup

Come and join the Square U.N. while theres still time I need a china an africa and one of those midgets who works for cheap o yea mexico.

Answer 1

Wow...

Answer 2

It was believed and known to be round long before Christopher Columbus came around.  What CC believed was that there was a route to Asia in the opposite direction than the normal trade route. That's how he came to the Bahama's.

So far, you have given no proof, nor even a hint of an idea why you believe it's square, though, technically, it would be cubed.  Sorry, I was hoping for more.

Answer 3

Have you seen Aunt Jemima? Dude, if it was her against a grizzly bear she'd tear it to shreds. I highly doubt she was killed by Christopher Colombus. And if she was, what about Mrs. Butterworth? You can't drown her in syrup. SHE IS SYRUP! Just some of my thoughts.

Answer 4

Lmao.

Alright then.