Firstly, what is "pile-drived"? And secondly, do you think this person's story is real or fake?

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I was in a stomach punching contest once. This guy in a bar was being an *** and bragging about his abs, so I said "Dude, I bet I can take 3 punches in the stomach better than you."

He said "What? Shut up. Waddya wanna bet?"

I said "All I have on me is $40" and he said "OK, that'll do it".

So I said "OK, but I go first" and slugged him a crisp uppercut just below his solar plexus.

The guy gasped "OOOOOFF!!" and doubled over, unable to breathe.

I picked him up by the hair and drove my fist into his belly, he made a noise like "NNNGGGHH!". His eyes bulged, he turned pale and collapsed.

So I stood over him as he was passing out and pile-drived my right exactly where the first shot landed, I swear I felt my fist go all the way through to the floor. That sent him into convulsions, vomiting and peeing himself.

The show being over, the crowd was stunned in silence, I reached in my pocket, pulled out two 20's and dropped them on the floor next to where he was writhing in agony.

"Here, bro, you win."

So I guess I am 0-1 in stomach punching contests.

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Cos i was thinking

1) Why would that "a**" even agree to the bet if he was actually so weak?

2) If he collapsed and was already passing out, how could he still go into convulsions, vomit or pee himself, and then continue writhing in agony?

3) How to even tell that he was peeing himself?

Answer 1

When he says "pile-drived" he just means that he hit him again in that spot really hard.  As far as if I think this story is real- probably not; it just seems like a typical joke story.  Its meant to be funny and ironic because he "lost" the contest even though he beat the guy up, but if this had actually happened it wouldn't be funny.  So, in short its just a joke/story and not meant to be taken seriously.

Answer 2

I dont know who your trying to impress, but tricking some drunk guy in a bar to let you slug him in the stomach first, then when he goes down you hit a beaten man again and again.... I aint impressed..